Small, curvy and brunette adult woman with a serious job, two college degrees, a lot of responsabilities and a big family to care for, who has the lucky to born in the end of the world.
Expert noise maker, great story teller, charismatic leader, a bit perv, melomaniac, smartass, misanthrope, hyperthymestic and survivor of multiple natural and man-made disasters.
Depeche-ist, Echelon, brony, and serious zombie hunter.
If you want to follow me I should warn you: from time to time you'll be seriously spammed with Depeche Mode, Marvel comics, hot men pictures with sultry and horny comments, ponies, zombies, feels and chilean memes.
You are welcome anyway.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall
and here we can witness the hp fandom starting their slow descent into sherlockian-level insanity
mcronagall
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
The basic plot of every Star Trek episode ever.
(Source: captioningcrusader)
(Source: sherlockisthebest)
thank you Benedict! big help!
Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John
the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring
sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:
why are these two men so damn perfect
why
Sometimes I die because these two.
Tom’s awkward grabbing of Benny C’s shoulder makes my entire life.Two of the most British men I’ve ever seen. Together they have the power to obliterate ovaries with a single word, bring new meaning to old texts, and brew a damn fine cup of tea.
They’re so polite that if they apologised to every leader in the world on behalf of another country, all wars would end instantly.
^ This is another reason why I ship them.
you ignoring the fact tom hiddleston called benedict cumberbatch “darling”
(Source: mishasteaparty)
‘i loved you more than anyone, motherfucker’
(Source: breakfastsdiamonds)
It is just me or Selena Gomez is pulling a “Cora Corman” with her last single? (From the movie “Music & Lyrics”)




lol ily
*owned
-the best youtube comments-
I really want to unbotton that fucking shirt!
I really want to slap that fucking face.
I really need to rub myself all over him.
I really want all of the above.

I cant