Not an average chilean girl...

Small, curvy and brunette adult woman with a serious job, two college degrees, a lot of responsabilities and a big family to care for, who has the lucky to born in the end of the world.
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When you're on your period...

Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.

Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!

Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.

Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!

Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.

Me: why

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