Small, curvy and brunette adult woman with a serious job, two college degrees, a lot of responsabilities and a big family to care for, who has the lucky to born in the end of the world.
Expert noise maker, great story teller, charismatic leader, a bit perv, melomaniac, smartass, misandric, and survivor of multiple natural and man-made disasters.
Depeche-ist, Echelon, Gubloid and serious zombie hunter.
If you want to follow me I should warn you: from time to time you'll be seriously spammed with Depeche Mode, hot men pictures with sultry and horny comments, shoes, cupcakes, zombies and chilean memes.
You are welcome anyway.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Yo lo llevo mijito… Súbase no más… =P
(Source: fearless-feelings)
Sip, así lo ví acá… Y más cerca… No tienen idea lo que es sentir como hierve el estrógeno en tus ovarios… xD
(Source: fucking-leto)
Thank you God for creating this man.
fuck, how are you so gorgeous
He is not human, I’m telling you… Is too perfect to be true…
Hola mijito! Si, esa manito, la recuerdo… (muahahaha!)
That tummy, I can’t forget it… =P
asdfghjkl…
(Source: thunorsdottir)
My Body IS Ready!
WHUT THIS SHIT.THE CHEST. WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE?
First I have to unglue my god damn tongue from the screen.
Fuck you Jared for being so fuckin perfect. My ovaries are gone, happy now?
If not happy at least he will have this deep profound feeling of satisfaction. You know he has managed the undoable - fuck you senseless when he is nowhere near you.
He does it to me ALL THE TIME. I swear. He gives me the best orgasms. He doesn’t even have to be in the same room.
he doesn’t even have to be on the same planet to be honest.
true ^ we’ve never even been in the same country at the same time and only God knows what a picture like this does to my ovaries
Ok, is a little early here, but is the right time for fap…
Well, I would prefer a rope, but in this case I can make a exception… ;)
I don’t know why all I can think of is…
‘J’veux ton amour
Et je veux ta revenche’I imagine if he went through a concert and sang the full version of ‘Bad Romance’ (not just a vaginateaser) he would look like that.
