Small, curvy and brunette adult woman with a serious job, two college degrees, a lot of responsabilities and a big family to care for, who has the lucky to born in the end of the world.
Expert noise maker, great story teller, charismatic leader, a bit perv, melomaniac, smartass, misanthrope, hyperthymestic and survivor of multiple natural and man-made disasters.
Depeche-ist, Echelon, brony, and serious zombie hunter.
If you want to follow me I should warn you: from time to time you'll be seriously spammed with Depeche Mode, Marvel comics, hot men pictures with sultry and horny comments, ponies, zombies, feels and chilean memes.
You are welcome anyway.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
T.H.O.R (Tom Hiddleston Obsession Recovery) Center
We all need this, whether we know it or not. ”Help us, help them…”*crying*
Somebody want to sponsor me? Please?
(Source: iamstillnotsorry)
IT’S BACK!!!
OMFG what is this song?????
Dying
FUCK YES IT’S BACK ON MAH DASH
Oh God! xD
(Source: craype)
It’s raining and lightning here..
You guys need anything? some snacks, a condom? let me know..
robert has the best smile out of the whole avengers cast
i’m sorry
I can’t hear you
over his glorious smile
are you sure
you’re willing
to play this game?
I am very sure
That this game
Is already lost
oh so we’re going pg-13 now?
hmm too bad robert
is lacking in that area
meanwhile Ruffalo fans are over here like
Come on now guys, they
all
have
lovely
wait
da fuq
OH MY GOD HAHAHA
Best C-C-C-Combo Breaker ever! xD
(Source: moriarty)
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[Submitted by: watercolourrainbows
Loki is now forbidden from ‘providing entertainment’ at S.H.I.E.L.D. parties if the aforementioned ’entertainment’ is himself pole dancing.]
Oh God, why? xD](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m784qp89xo1r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
[Submitted by: watercolourrainbows
Loki is now forbidden from ‘providing entertainment’ at S.H.I.E.L.D. parties if the aforementioned ’entertainment’ is himself pole dancing.]
Oh God, why? xD
Loki’s apology
All of this. I am dying.
I never intended to not succeed in my task.
PLEASE DO NOT TELL MY PARENTS. I’m officially dead. Sorry, baby, I wish the very best for you, but I’m pretty sure Fury’s gonna snitch on you hard through the medium of Thor. :’(
“Thor made me write this“… xD
In which Loki puts an ad for a roommate on Craigslist (to help pay for rent), but Tom is the only one who answered. They end up as roommates and wacky shenanigans ensue.
And every episode ends with a lesson on friendship.
Why am I allowed on the Internet.
“Dear Princess Celestia…” xD
dearjimpleasewillyoufixitforme:
Thor gets a present from Stark and puts it to good use.
i would watch this everyday.
And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?
Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…
Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?
Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.
LMAO @ Sports!!!!
OMFG SPORTS
And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.
And now to conclude with Odin
It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adoptedwHAT IS THIS
I CAN’T EVEN
ASLDGHISDOGHIOSD
“It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted “
I CHOKED ON MY CEREAL
Dear fandom: You have no idea how much i love you! xD
you-shall-kneel-i-am-loki-and-i:
I just needed to get this onto the internet.
THIS IS SO FUCKING PERFECT
And just today I was playing this song in “Dance Central 2”… xD
About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Benedict Cumberbatch was a British actor. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how dominant that part might be - that just couldn't help but be absolutely flawless. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.
Fangirl: You're impossibly gorgeous. And talented. Your voice is... like a jaguar in a cello. Your eyes change color... and sometimes you speak like - like you're the most intelligent person I know. You never say or think bad of others; you always stay positive.
...
Fangirl: How old are you?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Thirty-five.
Fangirl: How long have you been thirty-five?
Benedict Cumberbatch: About nine months and fourteen days, I think.
Fangirl: I know what you are.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Say it... out loud.
Fangirl: A British actor.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Are you afraid?
Fangirl: ... no.
Benedict Cumberbatch: Then ask me the most basic question: Why am I single?
its cause he's going out with tom *runs away screaming*
